1) Full name?
Sam Fargleshoovenbacher

2) Male/Female?
Male, at least that’s what they told me in health class.

3) Were you named after anyone?
After my grandfather Sydney who died on a gold course.

4) Does your name mean anything?
From the Jewish ‘Shmuel’, meaning ‘Holy One’ or ‘King’. Take THAT bitches.

5) Nickname(s)?
Nexus. Otis.. Shmu. Samarkand. Rainbow Boy. You There, the one compulsively smashing his head against the pavement (I get that one a lot).

6) What do you think you look like?
Well you could scroll down and see a picture, foo.

7) Date of birth?
June 22

8) Place of birth and current location?
Born in Odessa, Texas. Currently live in Westchester, New York.

9) Nationality and race?
Hawaiian, Irish, Native American, British, German

10) Astrology sign?
Cancer, don’t mess. I pinch you.

11) Chinese astrology sign?
Dragon, I think.

12) Religion?
Agnostic.

13) What's your favorite smell?
The ocean when you have the window open in the car and you’re driving towards it.

14) Political Position?
Leftist.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Chocolate milk.

16) Hair + eye color?
Dark brown hair, almost black, with hazel eyes.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
Not many people say I look like anyone famous, although I have been told I look like that guy from Full House… I forget his name.

18) Are you good looking?
Perhaps.

19) Any unusual talents?
I can bend my thumb entirely backwards, move each ear independently, and I can hit notes that don’t make sense.

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
Righty.

21) Gay, straight, or bi?
Straight.

22) What do you do for a living?
Student in college with music as a side career.

23) What do you do for fun?
Going on epic adventures, writing, photography, music music music music music music.

24) Materials to work with?
Computer, Canon Rebel.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
Photoshop of some sort.

26) Have you met your grandparents?
Yes, yes I have, although one of them died before I was born.

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Pshaw, who needs that jargen to clutter up -sniff- your life -tear-. NOT ME I TELL YOU!

28) Crush?
Not to the point where I feel the need to call it that, no.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
Hrm… Hailey from Paramore if I was forced to choose one.

30) Current worries?
Music world, what that thing in the corner of the room is staring at me for, and why I feel the sudden urge to sing the theme song to Happy Days.

31) Favorite online guy/girl(s)?
:: and :: if I were to pick ‘em, but you’re ALL AWESOME. FO SHO.

32) Favorite place to be?
Anywhere chocolate milk is.

33) Least favorite place to be?
Anywhere chocolate milk is NOT.

34) Do you burn or tan?
Tan, cept for the back of the ears. Those sting like a damn.

35) Ever break a bone?
Yes, chipped one too.

36) What is your favorite cereal?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch, because I’m just a pimp like that.

37) Person you cry with?
I don’t cry that often anymore, but it would have to be with Megan if anyone.

38) Any sisters?
Oh god yes, but not for long… MUAHAHAHAHA!

39) Any brothers?
Nay.

40) Any pets?
I have an awesome dog named Zach, and a dragon named Sparkles.

41) An illness?
I have this weird illness that makes me feel nauseous around serious idiocy, although I think that might be an allergy. Does that count?

42) A pager?
Good god no. I haven’t seen one of those in, like, a decade.

43) A personal phone line?
Again, no need, I have a cell phone.

44) A cell phone?
Yes, although I don’t use it much to call people.

45) A visible birthmark?
One on my right arm, one on my left shoulder and one across my entire face that looks like another face.

46) A pool or hot tub?
Hot tub, although pools are all well and good.

47) A car?
Oh yes, and she is my baby. I named the GPS Rodriguez for when I’m happy with her, and Fernando for when I’m upset.

48) Personality?
Well I’m told that I’m okay, but those people might not have been thinking straight as I hit them with sticks and cackled.

49) Driving?
I love driving, although I don’t get to do it as much as I’d like.

50) Your clothing style?
Jeans, a shirt, and a hoodie at almost all points in the year. I also like hats.

51) Room?
Shag carpet and a big TV. Nuff’ said.

52) What’s missing?
Half my stuff probably, but I try not to look for it as it all wanders back again eventually.

53) Do you like roller coasters?
Oh yes. There was this one in Vegas that I really wanted to go on, but I never got the chance.

54) Bed?
I own one, yes.

55) Relationship with your parent(s)?
Pretty good, although there are scuffles every once in a while. Better than most.

56) Do you believe in yourself?
In some areas, yes. In most, I have no reason to.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, but I do love to have mature arguments with people who do.

58) Consider yourself a good listener?
Most of the time yes.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
Music music music.

60) Get along with your parents?
More than ninety-nine percent of the time, honestly.

61) Save your e-mail conversations?
I save those yeah, but mainly for archiving and later use if needed.

62) Pray?
Not at all, I’ve never seen proof that actually does anything. Faith vs. Fact argument.

63) Believe in reincarnation?
Again, no proof, Faith vs. Fact.

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
Three times usually.

65) Like to talk on the phone?
Depends on who I’m talking to, honestly.

66) Like to eat?
Never eaten anything before, actually. I’m a plant.

67) Like to exercise?
I go to the gym twice a week usually, but other than that I’m a lazy bum.

68) Like to watch sports?
Haha, no.

69) Sing in the car?
Always.

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
When I dream it usually involves large amounts of dramatic twists and puzzles. I cheat in all of them.

71) Dream in color?
Yeah.

72) Do you have nightmares?
Not really.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
Nope, but I used to sleep with my remote control.

74) What's right next to you?
Grid-paper/Ruler/Pencil/Cell Phone/Zach

75) What's on your favorite mug?
A legoland one I got in California.

76) What's on your mouse pad?
I don’t own a mouse pad.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?
Skittles Gum. That stuff is worse for you than crack, and twice as addictive.

78) Your brand of deodorant?
AXE: Vice

79) Your dream honeymoon spot?
Grand Canyon or somewhere scenic and remote.

80) Your dream husband/wife?
Intelligent, nice, likes music, can keep up an actual conversation, similar interests and doesn’t have an enormous complex with her ego.

81) What's hiding in your closet?
A bunch of little children I’m training to usurp all the governments across the Earth.

82) Under your bed?
This really nice picture of your mom, although I’m trying to wean the habit.

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?
Megan.

84) Your bad time of the day?
Between 3-5 in the afternoon.

85) Your worst fear(s)?
Clowns, if anything. I don’t trust anything that doesn’t stop smiling.

86) What's the weather like?
Let me check. -rips off his shirt and runs outside screaming- . . . . . Cold.

87) Your favorite time of year?
Autumn.

88) Your favorite holiday?
Last day of school.

89) A material weakness?
Video games.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like?
I do love me some human flesh.

91) At the top of your "to do list"?
Get a good band, get a haircut, ear piercing, do some more work on my nerd-stuff.

92) The hardest thing about growing up?
Watching your friends change.

93) A pet peeve?
People who are too stubborn to admit that they’re wrong, even when your argument can’t be countered.

94) Your scariest moment?
I don’t remember, I don’t scare easy.

95) Your attitude about love?
Love, whether it actually exists or not, is something most people will do anything for. Seeing that, there’s not much I can do but respect it and hope it isn’t false when I find it.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
Funniest thing… I have no idea. Most desperate thing was probably something along the lines of holding hostages, but I’m not too sure.

97) The worst feeling in the world?
Realizing that no matter what you do or say, nothing will change. In essence, being completely powerless.

98) The best feeling in the world?
Knowing that what you did was the best choice.

99) What are you listening to right now?
New Found Glory - It’s Not Your Fault

100) Like to travel?
Oh lord yes, but not only with my family.

Well now...

Looks like I'm finally home in my home state of New York after quite an eventful vacation in Hawaii. Now, I don't want to bore you all with a long paragraph of what I did, so it's BULLET FORM TIME.

-Got harassed by four drunk Guatemalans
-Almost got thrown into a koi pool (see above)
-Got mistaken for an Iranian (see above)
-Flew on a helicopter dubbed the roflcopter
-Somehow got three woodcarving knives through JFK airport security without knowing I had them
-Bought three different hats JUST to keep my hair down
-Learned that I hate the wind
-Saw a real life hippie town
-Got a picture of a real life hippie
-Saw a sunrise at the top of a volcano
-Rode an ATV and walked where they filmed Jurassic Park, Hook, and Tropic Thunder
-Used the rope swing that Harrison Ford used in Indiana Jones in the first scene
-Fell in the water wearing all my clothes (see above)
-Froze my ass off (see above)
-Had a whole row to myself on the plane ride home

I also want to wish you all a very late Merry Christmahannukwansica and hope you had an amazing one. As for this new year, hope that goes well too. PEACE OUT.

The most finite of truths can best the grandest of lies.

So, class is finally over, but this is when the fun stuff starts: Finals. I know I'm pulling an A is Comp & Lit 1, Political Issues and Ancient Philosophy, but I'm having trouble with Sociology. The teacher didn't go over anything himself throughout the entire semester. What ended up happening was that the last test failed all but three people, me included, which caused half the class to fall below the failing line grade-wise. Even if they ace the finals they have no shot of passing the class. I don't know about any of you, but I consider that a failure of teaching. The worst part is that he just yells at them for not getting the material when he has the teaching ability of a dry sponge. Actually, I could learn more from a sponge; at least it would be slightly more engaging and entertaining.

On the bright side I'm going to have a long Christmas break. I'm spending the first two weeks in Hawaii where I'll be taking non-stop pictures to upload. I'll need to keep myself occupied because, while I love traveling, I hate being bored in places other than my general area. I should end up having some neat shots of the Maui volcano, the underwater reefs and the city and forest areas of the two islands I'm visiting. I won't be one of those guys who uploads them all at once (especially since I've been slacking over the past few... months) but I'll put one or two up a day or something like that. I don't know if I'll have good internet access so I might upload late. I'll still comment all I can though.